Genuine Vintage 4 Piece Table Runner Set reads "please be seated. Do you want red or white?oh wow??? having both, just necking the whoe lot down, going for it ! in a oner! oh and a top up. Fucken hell love. I've noticed youve not touched your food?? Just drinking not hungry, no?? goodness I wonder why that is ??I love having you round. Never a drama.
 
Table mats :
It's never a pleasure, it's always a chore, your constant dramas are always a bore.
Enough about me, what do you think about me??
deeply, truly superficial.